I want, want and want.....

 Jokes by Svetlana Rakhimova

A woman had a dream that God was a shop assistant behind the counter. She said:
- God is that You?
- Yes, - He said.
- What can I buy from You?
- Anything, - He said.

- Okay then. I would like to buy health, happiness, love, success, and lots of money.
He smiled and went to the cellar to bring her goods and came back with a

little box.
- Is that all?! - exclaimed Woman.

- Yes, didn't you know I only sell seeds, - God said.